Renessmee Elysse

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 11, 2009

Wow — you said a mouthful there, didn’t you?  Are you having an affair with the letter “E” or something?  If you say her name really fast, someone might think you are flat-lining.  That is, if you can pronounce it at all.  I sure can’t.

Again, this is but one of the choices for an undecided attention hound.  Some of the others are Arabella Elysse, Elysse Renessmee, Elysse Arabella.

A rose by any other name…would smell as rancid.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Jodi September 16, 2009 at 1:47 pm

Renessmee probably comes from the Twilight series. That’s what Bella named her baby. It’s spelled Renesmee in the book. It’s supposed to be a combination of Renee and Esme….the child’s grandmothers, and pronounced ruh-NEZ-may. Even in the book most of the people immediatly forgo the name and give her the nickname Nessie. Too funny that someone would actually name their child this.


Lemonjello Redenbacher September 16, 2009 at 1:57 pm

Holy shit! So you’re telling me that I may see more and more of this debacle? Christ…


annie December 3, 2009 at 1:08 am

damn jodi, that doesn’t make it any better.


Grace December 4, 2009 at 9:48 pm

I like how she said she hasn’t yet to “fall pregnant” like it would be horrible if she somehow got pregnant.


Ash February 5, 2011 at 2:09 pm

This is what happens when Twilight fans have children.

It does not create a pretty end result.


Jeremy January 16, 2013 at 11:42 pm

As soon as I heard that name in the movie (yes I watched it, but at least I didn’t pay for it cause fuck that) I died a little inside knowing that it’s a name we’ll be seeing a lot more of down the road.


Rose June 11, 2013 at 8:39 pm

The only ones dumb enough to name their kids that would be all the teenage baby-mamas.


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