Mahlon

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 10, 2009

Mailin’?  Mah-loan?  Malon?  Melon?  How the fuck do you say this shit?

Luckily, this one hasn’t been attached to the boy yet.  On the downside, however, it is one of the final choices, along with Malin and Mallen.  He’s fucked.

By the way — I found this one over at the Parents.com baby name forum again — and I noticed that they are now following us on Twitter!  YAY!  Welcome, Parents.com!  Oh, and thank your brood over there for being so lacking in the self-esteem arena that they have to seek out congratulatory forum applause on the internet.  That gives me a lot of content.

On second thought, don’t thank them.  That will only encourage their despicable behavior of fucking up childhoods with their ridiculous names.

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Captain Obvious February 26, 2012 at 2:16 am

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