Zebulon

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 8, 2009

Ho-ly shit!!!

I saw this on a baby name forum, and strangely enough, the kid had relatively normal middle names (yeah — he had several names — no surprise from a fucking moron that would name her kid Zebulon).

Never have I heard a more alien sounding name than this.  Poor, poor Zebulon.  I bet by the time you are 8 you will wish you actually were an alien…with a space ship…so you could escape the hell on Earth your parents have created for you.

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Natalie September 22, 2009 at 2:51 am

You know, I’m sure, that this name has already been used in history. Zebulon Pike was an early American soldier and explorer for whom Pike’s Peak in Colorado is named.

Glad to be back again, L.R., by the way.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 22, 2009 at 6:57 am

See? That proves my point — they didn’t name it Zebulon’s Peak, did they? ;)

Welcome back, Natalie.

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Natalie September 22, 2009 at 4:29 pm

Ah, interesting point.

Maybe the use of “Kilamanjaro” for a child’s name is just around the corner.

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Shea December 1, 2011 at 8:17 pm

Reminds me of that movie from the Disney channel Zenon or whatever

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Osborne March 28, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Zebulon is a Jewish name; you see it in the bible next to names like Jacob and Levi. But I didn’t know that the first time I met someone with that name…

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 2, 2012 at 12:58 pm

I don’t see it in the bible, because I don’t read that shit. I stick to non-fiction books.

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