by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 8, 2009

Kyson is awful that’s true — but the saddest news  is that when he is born, he may be fucked even worse.  You see, a gal in this thread posted in a forum that she likes the following names if she has a boy:

Zavery Sawyer
Dashiel Thomas
Kyson Grady
Daxton Cace or Cade
Lathan Tyler
Skyden Parker

She says she doesn’t have any children yet.  Let’s hope she continues to forego showers and make-up, so no one will ever impregnate her.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

becca February 11, 2011 at 11:58 am

wow, her list made me want to stab forks into my eyes.


Concerned June 11, 2011 at 12:14 am

I personally know someone who named their boy Kaeson. How about that?


Artemis December 26, 2011 at 12:59 pm

That entire forum hurt my soul :(


Liz July 7, 2012 at 12:19 am

I think I’ve just about lost faith in humanity looking at this. Someone should have told her to name the fucking kid Target instead of one of these abominations, because that’s exactly what he’s going to be.


THAT CHICK March 13, 2013 at 8:25 pm

Daxton? Lathan? Might as well just name him Bascom!


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