by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 4, 2009

Obviously, this is a shit name — at least in America.  But the real reason that I add it here is that I found it as a suggestion on one of the “Isn’t My Idea for a Kid’s Name The Best Ever!” forums.  A woman actually wanted to know what name would “go well” with the name of her already existing son.

These are individual humans you are naming, assholes.  It’s not a fucking dinner menu where you have to decide which wine goes with which entree.  These aren’t matching salt and pepper shakers — they’re REAL PEOPLE!  Try naming them something that they will get along well in life with, not something that makes your friends suck you off  when you tell them how neat it is that your kids names “go together.”

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Cirrus December 22, 2009 at 7:56 pm

I knew two marine corps officers who were brothers from South Carolina. Their names? States Rights and White Supremecy. They both retired after long careers. Weird


TangerineJello August 7, 2011 at 8:54 pm

Speaking of parents who want to name their babies a name that goes with their other children, here’s a perfect site:

There are also plenty of strange names and misspellings On there you’ll find amusing.


Brandi September 5, 2011 at 1:51 pm

I don’t really get how names can “go” together.
I bet it’s just her BFFLS online who suggest the clever names they came up with but they don’t want to be the only one who gave their kid that stupid name.
I mean, this girl on Yahoo! Answers said that she is going to name her kids Nirvana, Karma and Sedona. O.o LIKE WTF?
I mean, how do they judge? Is it what sounds cute to them or how many syllables?
Oh and what about this; a person said that she wanted to name her son Leif Draconis Adonis. “Tell me if I’m crazy,” she says, “But I really like it and I want to name my son that.”

I think I will go and puke now.


Terrance September 18, 2012 at 11:01 pm

I know a girl in chicago that named her kids shakira and jakari…. LOL! Now to me those are stupid names and belong on your list.


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