Eion

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 2, 2009

Old McDonald had a shitty name, E-I, E-I, Eion!

See how easy that was?  And with a kids song, no less.  If I can come up with that shit in under 2 seconds, a creative kid can do much more damage with an entire childhood of time.

Besides, how do you really even pronounce this debacle?  E-eye-on?  Eye-on? Yawn?  How many fucking vowels do you need to start a name with?

Shame on you, vowel hoarders.

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Ducky September 3, 2009 at 11:18 pm

Atleast it wasn’t Eioa

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Stephanie September 9, 2009 at 12:01 am

Wonder if this is a misspelled version of Eoin (which is a Gaelic spelling pronounced exactly like Owen). I haven’t ever seen the name Eion before so I wouldn’t have the faintest idea how to pronounce that one.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 9, 2009 at 7:12 am

I think it sounds like a screeching dolphin when you say it out loud.

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R April 21, 2011 at 10:52 pm

I’d have thought it was pronounced aeon (e-on)

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Kay January 22, 2012 at 2:50 pm

‘Hey you’ will work just fine in this situation

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dan December 27, 2014 at 3:43 am

Wow are we a hater, don’ t understand another culture so we use our own ineptness to start picking on someone else. I bet you were a school bully that made fun of or picked on anyone that was different. Shame on you. This is part of what’s wrong with the world you bloggers hide in the shadows of the web instead of going out in the world and meeting different people.

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