Aughtom

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on September 1, 2009

Autumn — spelled normally — is a stripper name.  This fucked up spelling of that already ridiculous season-turned-name will most likely plunge the bearer of the name into a previously undiscovered sub-level of the sex industry.  If she isn’t strong as fuck, the best job she will be able to land is janitor at the Tijuana donkey show.

Here’s to her Mom starring in that show!

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Kelli September 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Seriously dumb!

Glad to see you are back with a vengance! I was thinking you fell off the wagon =)

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 9, 2009 at 7:08 am

Hell no, Kelli! Even the defenders of the poorly named children of America need a vacation sometime. ;)

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annie December 3, 2009 at 1:17 am

ahahahahahahahaha…..bwahahahahahahaha!

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Rebecca August 27, 2010 at 8:05 am

Aughtom will grow up to shoot herself in the head with an aughtomatic weapon.

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:33 pm

“Augh” is a cry of dismay in the Peanuts comic strip, appropriately enough.

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