Zeus

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 10, 2009

Amazing.  I just read this one on a forum.  Luckily, the person was only considering it, and it wasn’t the hen house forum that I have talked about before (Hi Golden!  Still lurking around my site, aren’t you?) — so the people actually stepped up and told her it was ridiculous.  But I am sure there is at least one Zeus walking around out there.

Name you large dog Zeus.  Name your pet Clydesdale Zeus.  Hell, you can even name your car Zeus.  Don’t name your fucking kid Zeus.  Those shoes are too big for a little guy to fill.

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Ivan February 3, 2012 at 7:49 pm

I knew a guy that his name was Zeus!!!

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Zeus February 14, 2014 at 4:00 pm

I agree. Being the Greek God of Thunder and Lightning though does have some advantages. For instance, people generally say Hey Zeus. Most of the time I’m referred to as Samuel L. Jackson. Also there are a lot of cute doggie pics on Google images and Instagram. The biggest disadvantage is having everyone always remembering your name and buying you a drink because I tell them I am a God. The biggest disadvantage though, is walking up to someone and using the pick up line, “Hi. I’m Zeus.”

Beat that Brian!

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