Chief

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 10, 2009

Oh boy.  The ladies over at the hen house of baby names are going to be all over my ass for this one!  The last 2 names I have posted have come directly from their shitty-name forum.  Open the flood gates of syntax error and bad grammar!!

Chief is among the worst names I have ever seen tagged on a kid.  It would be ridiculous even if he were Native American.   Hell, it would be especially ridiculous if he were Native American.

Chief is either an honorable title that a Native American earns over his lifetime, or a slang term that someone from Philly would call a stranger.  Either way, a baby doesn’t deserve it.

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Natalie August 12, 2009 at 8:34 pm

I’m not kidding- I actually went to high school with a guy named “Chief.” Believe it or not, he was actually pretty well-liked by the other people at our school, and I don’t recall him getting teased a lot. In fact, he was the one doing most of the teasing.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher August 13, 2009 at 7:52 am

There’s an exception to every rule. ;)

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Surain October 21, 2011 at 3:11 pm

Chief was the name of my late pet rat.

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Artemis December 19, 2011 at 9:02 pm

My condolences, Surain; mine were named Penelope and Calypso :)

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Prism December 1, 2012 at 4:13 pm

Anyone can make his/her name work if he has a sharp enough wit.

The problem is that not everyone does, at least not when still a kid.

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