by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 10, 2009

Yep.  You read it right — Bronze.  I assume it’s a boy, but who the fuck knows?  It very well could be a girl. When you name your kid after a copper alloy, all bets are off.

It’s sad how each day brings more pathetic attempts at “uniqueness.”  Each kid is unique, people — they don’t need Mom & Dad to strap them with a fucked up name to be their own person.

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Thailyr July 28, 2011 at 3:29 am

Might as well name your kid Third Place.


Ergo Nomic December 14, 2011 at 11:56 pm

Maybe there’s an older siblings, Gold and Silver?


T.D. March 9, 2016 at 8:31 pm

I worked with a guy named Bronze who really liked coke.


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