by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 6, 2009

Ridiculous.  Absolutely ridiculous.

I assume this is pronounced by making a fart noise with your tongue.

{ 24 comments… read them below or add one }

Kelli August 6, 2009 at 12:05 pm

Seriously? What kind of name is this and HOW do you pronounce it???


Treasa January 21, 2010 at 12:44 am

It’s Welsh. I can’t remember the proper pronunciation of the double F in Welsh…possibly a V sound. Definitely not a fart noise.


Lemonjello Redenbacher January 21, 2010 at 10:41 am

Thanks for proving my point, Treasa (that’s a dumb name also, by the way). You are trying to defend it, yet YOU can’t even pronounce the fucking thing.


Ffion January 4, 2016 at 4:31 pm

Hey Ffion is my name


Lemonjello Redenbacher March 4, 2016 at 2:06 pm



Anonymous February 12, 2016 at 6:38 pm

Why do you care so much?


Joel September 21, 2010 at 1:06 pm

It’s pronounced ‘ Fee-on’. double F in Welsh is a ‘f’ as in ‘four'; it’s the single F that’s pronounced differently. Honestly, there are plenty of dumb names out there without appealing to cultural ignorance. Like ‘Blade’ for example. That’s dumb all over the world.


Lemonjello Redenbacher September 21, 2010 at 1:09 pm

Yes, Blade is dumb all over the world. And so if Ffion.


Lauren October 13, 2011 at 11:03 am

you pronounce it fee-on. nothing wrong with the name, my cousinn was named ffion xx


Lemonjello Redenbacher October 13, 2011 at 11:05 am

Cousinn? You did that on purpose, didn’t you? You clever fuck, you.

Your cousin has a shitty name.


Ellie November 29, 2015 at 3:36 pm

My name is ellie and my best friend is called ffion. i live in mid wales. ffion is a really easy name to pronounce so leave it alone. why do you hate the name so much? its not like it has punched you or anything!!


Fiona November 28, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Holy crap, and I thought MY name was dumb!
I honestly don’t know if it’s a good thing my name isn’t on the list!


Captain Obvious February 24, 2012 at 10:08 pm

Fiona is a great name. At least it makes sense.


Joelle July 23, 2012 at 4:06 pm

some people have surnames starting with ff (both lower case) and thought that this was upper class – but it actually just means their ancestors were a bit illiterate.

I don’t dislike Ffion, it’s a popular name in Wales.

However, I know a Polish woman who named her daughter ffion. no capital.

Can you imagine learning to spell? “Every proper noun, like a name, starts with a capital letter. Except you.”


bahahahahaha! November 1, 2012 at 9:05 am

are you sure Ffion is a name not an onomatopoeia? (sound words) the idea of naming a human after the sound it makes when it farts eg: “Brrrrrrrrpt” is just as acceptable if some sadistic parent thinks FFion is the best they can come up with for their child. hey why not a whole family of them Ffion, Brrrrrrrrpt and little baby Poof as well lol :)


Anonymous April 9, 2013 at 9:41 pm

it’s a pretty name twits.


Brooksy June 17, 2013 at 7:50 pm

That’s my daughter’s name!!! So screw you all hahahahahaha


Lemonjello Redenbacher June 19, 2013 at 2:28 pm

Well, then – you’re an awful person!


Ffion December 19, 2014 at 4:54 pm

I hate that I was named Ffion. IT’S SUCH AN UGLY NAME


Ffion September 6, 2015 at 5:48 pm

Ok, so I’m called Ffion, which for the record, i love. I’m half welsh and i love having that piece of heritage to carry with me always. Ffion means foxglove and is given to mean beauty, but also strength (as foxgloves are beautiful, but are tough plants). all those haters on my name are ignorant. i mean hardly anyone can actually pronounce it! its a fantastic name, and at least its original and uncommon.


Lemonjello Redenbacher September 14, 2015 at 11:55 am

Thank you for the history lesson of your name. It was ffascinating.


Geck_oh June 27, 2016 at 7:47 am

You’re so Funny :P


Ffi October 23, 2015 at 4:09 pm

This is so weird


Sam May 15, 2016 at 5:19 am

It’s a name that uses the alphabet and orthography of a different language, because holy shit, it’s not an English name.

This is like saying “Jacques” is a stupid way to spell “Jack” and all French people should get with the program. Congratulations on being retarded.


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