Temptresse

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on August 5, 2009

Jesus.  I can only assume that Mom is either a stripper or a whore.   Once again — don’t name your kid after something to do with the family business, for she may not go into that field.

Temptresse, for example, could grow up to be a well-rounded, non-promiscuous and respectable woman.  I know — it’s a long shot considering that the person raising her was dumb enough to name her Temptresse.

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KayKay January 20, 2010 at 8:30 pm

Oh lord….. why!? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO A CHILD.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher January 21, 2010 at 10:21 am

Criminals…all of them.

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Dante Hicks September 8, 2010 at 12:11 am

Just name her “Future Stripper.” A resume or college application filled out be a “Temptresse” is sure to go straight into the trash.
Instant, irrevocable sterilization.

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