by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 28, 2009

Unless she is born with a pimento hanging out of her ass, or the amniotic sack is filled with Ketel One, this is a ridiculous name for a human.

Other condiments that should be avoided when naming your kids include, but are not limited to, Ketchup (and the alternate spelling Catsup), Mustard, Relish, Pickle, Barbecue Sauce, Teriyaki, Soy and Worcestershire.

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Kelli August 3, 2009 at 8:55 pm

Don’t forget Canola…


Lemonjello Redenbacher August 4, 2009 at 6:27 am

Good point. I bet there are several idiots out there that have already named their kids Canola.


THAT CHICK March 17, 2013 at 1:48 pm

Canola oil was originally called Rape Seed oil. So naming your child Canola means your naming him/her Rape Seed. Huh.


Bill April 18, 2013 at 10:40 pm

Olive is a bad name? Really? It’s typically the affectionate term for “Olivia”, but I’ve also known two women named Olive and both were drop dead gorgeous too. And Olive is no where near as bad as naming a girl “Peaches”.


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