Belphoebe

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 27, 2009

Another dandy from the hens on the message boards.  This one, as far as I can tell, has not yet damned a child, but someone has mentioned it — with a straight face no less (don’t worry about which one it was — I am sure she will be on here soon enough, calling me a “homo” or “potty mouth.”  They can’t help themselves but to visit my site every day).

If it wasn’t for the damage to the child, I would hope that many of these snoots would actually name their kids this shit so that everyone would laugh and talk about them behind their backs for something besides the way they dress.

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That's it. January 16, 2011 at 9:36 pm

Reminds me of the blackened death metal band Belphegor. Next thought of course is Belzebub, which is not nescessarily a good association for a childs name. (For the same reason, Desdemona should be banned. Demon.)

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:48 pm

Bellerophon. Badass mythological figure, retarded name for a kid.

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Shea December 6, 2011 at 8:38 pm

I feel the name Phoebe is dumb enough, why make it worse?

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