by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 20, 2009

Sounds like a pretty fancy name, huh?  Pretty wealthy folks have first names like Wellington, right?

Well, if that’s the case then little Wellington had better start shooting some golden eggs out of his ass, because Mom’s been entering his pictures in contests in magazines to try to win some spending money.

Don’t try to impress us with your “rich” names.  When you drop him off at Head Start in a station wagon, we’ll all know the truth, no matter what you call him.

{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }

Natalie July 25, 2009 at 10:57 am

He could be a chef-
and then say that the already existing beef dish was really named after himself.


Joojobean Longfellow August 19, 2009 at 3:37 am

Good name for a obese cat.


duckie September 3, 2009 at 10:56 pm

I knew someone named Wellington, but it wasn’t spelled that way. He was some kinda spanish, brazilian I think, and it was like Oue….whatever else. It was weird, but all I could think of was that dish, Beef Wellington!!


Artemis February 24, 2011 at 9:00 pm

When I was younger I used to watch this short cartoon called “William’s Wish Wellingtons”, and it’s theme song was annoying catchy. If I knew a “Wellington” I would sing it to them every day.


Lol April 30, 2011 at 12:21 pm

Wellington just reminds me of those rubber Wellington boots. Wellies =D


Holly August 11, 2014 at 6:06 pm

Wellington was one of the Wombles (tv show)


Aubrey D Graham October 20, 2015 at 3:53 am

the ritz carlton is located on this street in toronto hahahahahahahahhahaha


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