Ransom

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 20, 2009

Jesus.  I can’t believe I even have to discuss this kind of shit.

Ransom is what you pay when your child is inevitably kidnapped because you’re too fucking wrapped up how everyone else around you perceives you, to pay attention to where your child is.  This is evident by naming your kid something as stupid and arrogant as Ransom.

And for the record, this name was stuck on a girl.  While it would be dreadful on a boy, on a girl it’s 1,000 times worse.

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