by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 20, 2009

Come on now — someone is fucking with me here.  Ashton?  Ashton, where are you?  I know I’m being punk’d.

Apparently not.  I guess James Garner would be proud if he knew of this lad.  No, no he probably wouldn’t.  You see, James Garner surely knows the difference between a cool TV name and a fucking REAL name for a REAL kid!  How do I know?  Well, he has 2 daughters whose names are Kimberly and Greta.  Furthermore, I read a quote from his daughter Greta that said, “My mom wanted that [Gigi]to be my first name, but my dad said that would be OK if I grew up to be a stripper, but if I grew up to be a rocket scientist that ‘Dr. Gigi Garner’ didn’t sound very professional!”

James “Maverick” Garner is solid people.  The parents of this little Maverick are not.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Orangejello Jenkins July 21, 2009 at 11:20 am

Mav, you still got the name of that truck-driving school? Because I think I’m gonna need it.


Kelli July 23, 2009 at 9:02 am

It’s not any worse than Remington or Case. Not a personal choice of mine, but not bad…just unique. From the sounds of things I’m guessing you like “common” names. Bet your kids are Jessica’s or Jennifer’s, huh?


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 23, 2009 at 9:04 am

You got that right — it’s not any worse than Remington or Case. All 3 of them are fucking awful.

No, those are not my kids’ names. My son would be PISSED if I named him Jessica or Jennifer.


Kelli July 24, 2009 at 4:46 pm

Oh, my bad! He must be a Justin or a Joshua!


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 25, 2009 at 8:54 am

His name is actually the letter Y, followed by 4 exclamation points and a 7. I got that from a baby names forum. The hens all told me it was a lovely name! YAY!!!!!


Chelsea July 6, 2012 at 1:30 am

Someone is playing too much Mega Man X…


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