Kenzee

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 20, 2009

Speaking of dog names — I actually happen to personally know of a dog named Kenzee.  Not sure if it is spelled the same way this poor child’s parents spelled it, but it’s pronounced the same.

McKenzie is bad enough.  Now we’re cutesifying that shit too?  Pretty soon kids are just going to be named Snoodles and Buttercup and shit like that.  No…seriously.  I bet pretty soon names like that will start popping up.  God help us.

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McKenzie June 28, 2012 at 10:15 pm

Again, thanks for the hate. My best friend calls me Kinze. Glad you think the shortened version of my name is a dog name.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 29, 2012 at 6:07 am

You’re welcome – glad to hate you.

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McKenzie June 29, 2012 at 7:25 am

You can spot sarcasm can’t you?

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Asha :| September 28, 2013 at 7:02 pm

How to make your kid’s name unique! (Just thought I’d post this to make your day.)
Way 1:
1- Take two names. (Let’s take my name,Asha,and the name Hailey. For hilarious results.)
2. MASH THEM UP.
3. Make sure the result sounds COMPLETELY HORRIBLE and that the kid will be teased for it. (Ashailey. The kid will be called asshole, but it’s a BEYOOTIFUL NAME OMFG)
Way 2:
Add -ee or -aa at the end, or Mc- at the beginning!
Kaylee
Kenzee
Yukee
Juliee
Jackiee
Leahee
McRachel
Emilielie
Way 3:
LET YOUR CAT SLEEP ON YOUR KEYBOARD!
Husband: Hey, what are we gonna name our kid?
Wife: r8ioawuwqplrwqR:2.jr90q2wurq29r583ujlsakdrhfwq
Husband: I want divorce.

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