Athos

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 16, 2009

One of the worst names yet, Athos is apparently a character in some Three Musketeers novel or some shit.  According to the descriptions I read,  Athos was a father figure to the other Musketeers, as well as a closet alcoholic.

Good work, Mom & Dad!  Not only did you name your kid after a fictional character in some book because you thought it “sounded cool,” you picked a drunken pedophile.  Snazzy!

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meh December 8, 2010 at 11:54 pm

Not much worse than Muhammad/ Mohammed then huh?

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Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:31 pm

Now they need three more for the whole set. “Porthos” (forever to be known as “Portly Porthos”), “Aramis,” and “D’Artagnan.” Sure to impress the women in your book club, sure to get your kids beat up until they learn to combine their powers like a Transformer of literature.

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