Atharva

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 16, 2009

Ugh.

Lots of these tragedies-turned-names are at least of the construction that you could make some sort of nickname out of them when the kid starts to get tormented and you have to move and start over to keep the kid from contemplating suicide.

Not so with Atharva.  What is his or her (no idea what the sex of this one is) nickname going to be  — Thar?  Atha?  Tharva the Larva?  At?

No…Atharva it is.  Forever.  Or at least until age 18 when he or she sprints to the courthouse to have it changed to something reasonable.

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Natalie July 27, 2009 at 1:39 pm

Sounds like a disease dogs get.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 27, 2009 at 2:40 pm

That is stellar. You see — this is the second half of my dream being realized. The first half was people like Golden and Chanceh coming on my site trying to tear me down, not realizing that that’s impossible. They can’t seem to accept that I am not going anywhere, and they are only making me stronger.

The second was to have witty people like you come on and help me think of new ways to out these fools.

I’m jealous that I did not think of the dog disease angle first.

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Natalie July 28, 2009 at 7:43 am

Your wit must rub off on to others.

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Captain Obvious February 24, 2012 at 8:29 pm

It’s magic, Natalie. Plus common sense. ;)

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