Bridger

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 13, 2009

My good pal Orangello Jenkins texted me this “name” over the weekend — said he overheard the name at a garage sale.  That figures.  His folks were probably out shopping for more discount names.

Bridger is by far one of the worst names that I have heard.  It makes no sense and came from nowhere.  Maybe the little shit’s Dad makes bridges.  I guess it’s a good thing he’s not in porn, or the little feller might be named Boner.

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golden July 23, 2009 at 11:39 am

ok i agree this name is pretty bad, but do you have to call the kid a “little shit?” thats pretty mean.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 23, 2009 at 12:13 pm

My bad. You’re right. I take it back. I am sure he’s an angel.

His parents are the shits.

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golden July 24, 2009 at 1:56 pm

ok fair enough.

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Bridger November 13, 2012 at 7:11 pm

My name is Bridger! Eggs to you.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher November 14, 2012 at 7:43 am

OH NO! NOT EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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