by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 10, 2009

What the fuck — did you give birth to a fucking Roman Emperor?  I bet that brass helmet with the comb on top hurt like hell on the way out!

Mom and Dad really had to dig deep in the archives to pull this one out.  Sure, he was a good emperor, I suppose…but so were Vespasian and Pertinax.  You don’t see little guys running around Jefferson Elementary with those names, do you?  Wait — don’t answer that.  The way things are going these days, you probably do.

Name your Great Dane Titus.  Name your kid something less Flavian Dynasty-ish.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Kelli July 23, 2009 at 10:25 pm

Strong biblical name!


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 24, 2009 at 4:01 am

YAY! Go God!


Joojobean Longfellow August 19, 2009 at 3:34 am

Kids will say tight ass!


Morticia December 15, 2011 at 11:33 pm

Schoolyard bullies are going to be all over the kid, with this name.


Charles "Cock" April 27, 2013 at 8:39 pm

Only if they’re not Titus Young.


Charles "Cock" April 27, 2013 at 8:40 pm

I went to school with a Titus. We called him “tit” for short. Titus is a long hard name to remember


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