by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 9, 2009

Please, I am begging you, PLEASE stop naming your daughters Reagan.  It’s not anywhere near as cute as you think it is.  No matter how many of your Weight Watcher’s buddies tell you it’s “darling”…it’s just not.

Yes, Reagan was a great President.  But if you will recall correctly, he spent the last years of his life shitting himself and playing tic-tac-toe against a house fern.  Not to mention the 2 most obvious facts — that Reagan was his last name…and that he was a fucking MAN!

And if you named her Reagan after something besides Ronald Reagan, well then…that’s even more stupid.

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annie December 3, 2009 at 1:12 am

my roomie’s sister named her kids reagan and kennedy. ironic… no word on what she named her new son, but i’m sure its something even dumber like carter, ford, clinton, roosevelt, wilson, etc.


Lemonjello Redenbacher December 3, 2009 at 10:25 am

It’s probably Fillmore. Or Taft.


Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 11:25 am

Well on the bright side, she didn’t name her daughter Bush…


Giulia October 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm

I thought that parents started with the name Reagan after watching ‘The Exorcist’. But It was Regan…pheww


Artemis January 14, 2011 at 10:36 pm

Even Regan is pretty bad- she’s an evil daughter in King Lear


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