by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 9, 2009

What the fuck is this now?  This is like some evil smash up of a first and last name, all crammed into one very awful first name.

I did a little research and found only ONE listing of this name in the entire U.S. Congratulations, Mom & Dad!!!!  You did it!  You are so fucking clever you came up with a name that no one else had.  Jackford’s so special now, isn’t he?

In case you have any more kids, here are a few suggestions of other first names that no one else in America has:  Bobsanderson, Ericshackleford, Larryoreilly and Stevenmasterson.

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Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 10:27 am

Cripes, they should have just named him “Fucktard”


Bill April 18, 2013 at 10:26 pm

Or maybe Jackwagon.


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