Ireland

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 8, 2009

I have now seen this name more than once, so I feel compelled to add it to the site.

I believe these people were looking at Irish names (probably House of Pain fans or something) and after passing on Seamus, Keegan and Dublin for being “not Irish enough,” they said “fuck it all” and named their kid after the entire country.   Well done, my retarded friends.

I have some German blood in me, I think I may name my kid Federal Republic of Germany.  Or I might go with another country in the region, since FRG is probably overdone.  Maybe Austria.  Or Lichtenstein.

There is not a single country in existence that would work well as a name (except possibly Uzbekistan).  Not even the good old U.S. of A.  I knew a girl named America once — she suffered for it.  All of the Irelands will too.

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Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 10:53 pm

if you’re going to go for Ireland, why not just use Botswana, Malaysia, Pakistan, Cambodia, Zimbabwe, Brazil, Madeira or Seychelle?

Oops, sorry I guess I’m pouring gas on the fire.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher May 9, 2010 at 6:45 am

Botswana does have a nice ring to it…

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Mengxiang December 7, 2012 at 10:35 pm

*Liechtenstein.

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Bill April 18, 2013 at 10:25 pm

Yeah, right. Google Ireland Baldwin. She doesn’t look like she’s suffered much. Well, unless you count that her father is a fucking horse’s ass.

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