Creighton

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 8, 2009

I looked this one up after I found it, and it said that Creighton is a “very rare male first name.”  No shit, huh?  That’s because it’s also a “very popular surname.”  In other words, it’s a last name, you fucks!

In my opinion, this is someone’s attempt to be snooty.  Maybe this name is common amongst the Winchesters, the Hiltons and the other blue bloods.  But the kid that I saw it attached to was, er…let’s just say he was not a blue blood.

I understand — it’s very difficult to accept that you are not rich, and not even very successful for that matter.  But naming your kid Creighton, Forbes or Whitworth will not only NOT make you rich, it will make them the target of all of the other kids who know that they are not rich.

If you want to pretend your kid is rich…just name him Rich.

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Natalie July 27, 2009 at 1:41 pm

This name is actually the first part of the hoity-toity home furnishings store. Coming up soon- the last part to this name “Barrel.”

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rose February 11, 2010 at 1:40 am

My friends brother is named Rich

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Artemis February 10, 2011 at 6:22 pm

Cretin- a person who is deformed and mentally retarded as the result of a thyroid deficiency, or a stupid person. That’s the definition in my dictionary (and I’m 90% sure this name is pronounced the same-that’s how I would pronounce it-anyone who has seen Monsters Inc. can make this connection) ;)

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