Paisley

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 6, 2009

Delightful.  You named your kid after a clothing pattern popular in the fuck-happy 60s.  I guess we should all be glad that you didn’t opt for Denim or the Leisure Suit.

This poor gal will get every fucking thing on Earth made of Paisley as a gift throughout her life.  “Happy birthday!  Look — it’s a paisley, stuffed cat that doubles as a draft blocker!  I got it because it’s paisley — and you’re Paisley!”

I guess it’s a good thing Paisley isn’t a boy.  He’d have a closet full of black & blue paisley ties — you know, to match the bruises on his face from getting his ass kicked for being named Paisley.

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Herp De Derp May 14, 2013 at 10:10 pm

how is paisley stupid and offensive? >:p

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