Griffon

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 6, 2009

Pretty cute name for a boy, huh?

“Hey Griffon, let’s go toss the ol’ pigskin around the back yard!”

That is, until you learn that it means either a type of wire haired hunting dog used to retrieve animals that have been blown to shit, or a type of vulture that feeds on the flesh of rotting animal carcasses.

Do your research, assholes.

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Natalie July 25, 2009 at 3:49 pm

My cousin and his wife just named their son Griffin.
And they make fun of me for using Biblical names.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 26, 2009 at 3:24 pm

Idiocy runs in your family.

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Natalie July 26, 2009 at 7:14 pm

Ouch!
You know, I thought the back-and-forth from the other day was somewhat enjoyable. Thought we had ended on an upbeat note.
Now, I get called an idiot.
And here, I thought “Joe” and “Sam” were somewhat acceptable.
Thanks.
:(

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Natalie July 26, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Still reeling from the “idiocy” comment.
No fair, L.R., no fair at all.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 27, 2009 at 6:20 am

Sorry, Natalie. That was actually meant for Golden and her brood. I was bombarded by tons from them and one from you stuck right in the middle.

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Natalie July 27, 2009 at 7:09 am

Thanks for the apology.

Getting stuck in the middle seems to be a problem of mine.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 27, 2009 at 7:15 am

It’s hard when I check the computer and have 10 posts, most of which are misspelled and full of ridiculous comments and accusations of me lying (which I haven’t — except about my real name). Yours was right in the middle and it got swept up in it.

I am sure that Golden and Michael leave a lot of innocent people in their wake of dimwittedness.

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Jaden May 6, 2012 at 1:42 pm

LMFAO at ‘you’re a type of dog used to retrieve animals that have been blown to shit.’ I’ve heard of Griffin as a second name, but a first? WTF?!!

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Anonymous April 13, 2015 at 5:20 pm

my name is Griffin and Griffon that’s just stupid.

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