by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 2, 2009

Here’s a story that perfectly illustrates the kind of people that name their kids stupid shit like Shaiunna.  This little girl was a 2 year old that I just read about in the news.  Notice I said “was” — turns out Mom’s boyfriend kept a pet python in the house and, predictably, the python got out and strangled the child to death.

Sad story, to be sure.  The moral of the story is this:  if you are fucking dumb, don’t have children.  If you have them, give them up for adoption — BEFORE you name them.

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chuck chrome spinner bedbit July 4, 2009 at 6:56 am

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reading about stupid kids names, it was said that honkies kids with stupid names started showing up more and more since the 90’s. i believe this also coincides with diversity training and its acceptance, 20 years +- desegregation and the like. urban hip hop and all, white people wanting to be or act black.(as in dialect,slang’s, fashion, etc.) started big in the 90’s. baby naming where to follow. diversity at work for you.
my neighbor’s stupid kid names are shinitti and aleksi (proper spelling), i have to be corrected on the pronunciation anytime i try to say the names, again the boy got a little luckier with Ian. spinner bedbit


SonyaSunny July 14, 2009 at 2:41 am

Hi, Not sure that this is true:), but thanks for a post.


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 18, 2009 at 6:34 am



golden July 23, 2009 at 12:04 pm

its true, i read the same article.


Hyena of Ice August 31, 2014 at 10:24 am

You’re dead wrong, Chuck. Soooo dead wrong. The honkies with stupid kids names started showing up in the mid or late 60’s when the weed and LSD-laden hippies began to reproduce. Today a lot of their hippy names are considered normal >_< I weep for our future if Brayden is going to be considered normal in 10-20 years…


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