Paris

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 2, 2009

I never thought I would have to criticize people for this grave naming error.   I just figured the night vision boner suck-fest video would take care of this name on its own — but I see it popping up now and again.

The bottom line is this — if you name your daughter Paris, she will be expected to be a dumb slut.  Trust me on this one.  And if she somehow manages NOT to be a slut, she will still be called one.

Paris is a city and an incredibly dumb socialite, not a name for your baby.

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Joelle July 23, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Paris of Troy ring any bells?

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Paris Maikuku January 9, 2013 at 10:59 pm

i have just heard that paris is the city of love and i know that paris is a lovely name for a child

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