by Lemonjello Redenbacher on July 1, 2009

Here we go again.  First we had a Boston, now a Journey.  I guess I will have to save room on the blog for Kansas, Triumph, Rush and Lynard Skynyrd.

It’s obvious to me that people just don’t say shit out loud before they go and stick a name on their kids.  And don’t give me that , “Oh, but it’s beautiful” shit either.  Have you ever had someone say to you, “I like the band Journey.” and you said, “Did you say the word ‘journey’?  Wow — that sure is a beautiful word.”?  No — no you fucking haven’t.

Put down the glass pipe, Mom.  This is a fucking horrible name for a child.

{ 12 comments… read them below or add one }

Natalie July 25, 2009 at 11:00 am

Maybe a horrible name for a child, but, in my opinion, the band kicks (kicked) ASS.
Oh, wait, this site isn’t for bands, is it?


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 26, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Totally agree. Faithfully is one of the top 10 songs ever, probably.


Natalie July 27, 2009 at 10:43 am

It just HAS to be. And, if it’s not, then it ought to damn well be.
What you’ll see (I’m surprised I haven’t seen it yet) are girls named “Faithfully.” No, can’t leave “Faith” alone, they’ve got to make it into an adverb.

Highway run, into the midnight sun…


Lemonjello Redenbacher July 27, 2009 at 10:48 am

What’s worse — a girl named Faithfully or a boy named Steve Perry (then his last name). Tough call for me. I say the girl — but the boy’s parents should be clubbed as well.


Natalie July 27, 2009 at 11:14 am

I think a child of either gender named “Lovin’, Touchin’, Squeezin'” trumps them all.


Mitchell October 5, 2009 at 9:33 pm

Dude. “Lynyrd Skynyrd” All y’s


Lemonjello Redenbacher October 6, 2009 at 6:29 am

Yeah — their name is shit too, so I decided to spell it like like it should be spelled.


Artemis January 14, 2011 at 10:09 pm

Now I’ve got Don’t Stop Believing stuck in my head :p


That's it. January 17, 2011 at 9:24 am

Actually, the original name of Lynyrd Skynyrd was Leonard Skinner, after a gym teacher that nobody liked. They changed it to avoid lawsuits.


Helga May 6, 2011 at 5:47 pm

It’s bad enough, but I just saw “Jurnee” on another website. I guess we should have expected that.


Alex July 16, 2012 at 7:29 pm

I think I just stopped believing.


Anawnymuss January 13, 2013 at 11:26 pm

Can I jump in front of the midnight train?


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