by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 30, 2009

If you are going to name your kid something weird and made up, at least try to make it a little difficult for another kid to make fun of it.  Or, if you decide to name your kid Trayton, at least make damn sure he’s never one ounce overweight or he will be called Two Ton Trayton for the rest of his life.

Besides the ripe possibility of damaging nicknames, this is just a flat out ridiculous name.  I looked it up — something the parents apparently never did — and guess what it means?  A settlement near trees.  Pretty, huh?  And not even in some fucked up language like Swahili or Farsi — it’s an English expression.

A little research goes a long way, people.  You thought you were cute, but you ended up naming your kid after a group of hovels in the woods.  Nice going.

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Trayton December 29, 2011 at 4:33 pm

There are plenty of traytons where I live and none of us are fat. I find this offensive


Lemonjello Redenbacher December 29, 2011 at 4:52 pm

Then leave the fucking site already.


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