Martim

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 30, 2009

There is only one reason to name a kid this, and that is to fuck with him and everyone else.   That’s it.  No other reason exists.  You could very simply name him Martin, which is normal and sounds almost identical to Martim.  You gain absolutely nothing by changing that last letter from “n” to “m.”  But no — you had to fuck with all of us.  Now he will spend the rest of his like correcting people.  Don’t you realize how fucking tedious this will become for Martim?

I hope you fuckers like sitting in your own shit and playing cribbage, because Martim’s gonna put you bastards in a home the first chance he gets.

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Ana February 5, 2012 at 9:40 am

It’s a Portuguese name. :)

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