by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 30, 2009

Seriously?  You really named your kid after the biggest douchebag actor that has ever lived?  You realize he’s the ass end of Hollywood, right?

Keanu is a shitty actor…and a shittier name.

{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Anna December 26, 2011 at 4:58 am

Keanu is a great actor and an extremely good looking man. What’s wrong with you, man ???


Lemonjello Redenbacher December 26, 2011 at 1:59 pm

You lost me at “Keanu is a great actor.”


knowall besserwisser March 8, 2012 at 10:23 am

Keanu is a great block of wood of an actor.


Ellie December 24, 2014 at 12:00 pm

Keanu is a Hawaiian name. Which makes sense for the actor since his father was from Hawaii.


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