Okay — now people are just fucking with me. They didn’t really name a boy Carson, but then spell it like this. Please, dear God, tell me they didn’t do that.
Turns out they did. In fact, they not only did they, then they went around submitting his picture to magazine contests. Poor little Karsyn’s shittified name has been outed to the entire nation before he’s even old enough to crawl.
I am truly baffled by this one. I am not a fan of the name Carson in the first place, but at least it’s digestable. And he probably would have avoided torment if they had just spelled it like it’s supposed to be spelled. They were so fucking close to not shitting on this kid’s life, then they went and laid a monster diarrhea all over it.