by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 30, 2009

Okay — now people are just fucking with me.  They didn’t really name a boy Carson, but then spell it like this.  Please, dear God, tell me they didn’t do that.

Turns out they did.  In fact, they not only did they, then they went around submitting his picture to magazine contests.  Poor little Karsyn’s shittified name has been outed to the entire nation before he’s even old enough to crawl.

I am truly baffled by this one.  I am not a fan of the name Carson in the first place, but at least it’s digestable.  And he probably would have avoided torment if they had just spelled it like it’s supposed to be spelled.  They were so fucking close to not shitting on this kid’s life, then they went and laid a monster diarrhea all over it.

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Kassie March 4, 2011 at 2:24 pm

Is this name stupid for a girl as well?


Lemonjello Redenbacher March 4, 2011 at 2:27 pm

If the girl is human – yes.


Anonymous April 21, 2011 at 12:46 am

I’m a nurse…we have had multiple Carsyns (both boys and girls) and a Karsyn in our unit! Yikes.


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