by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 30, 2009


I Googled this one and found it to be a lot jmore common than I would have EVER expected.  Shit — more than one person with this atrocious name is more common than I ever expected.

Who the fuck does this?  Elvis is bad enough — but at least I know the reason behind it (even if it is an incredibly bad reason — naming your kid after some dead rock star that you wanted to suck off).  Delvis ranks right up there with Dilbert, Gomer and Uris as names you never, ever want to have.

New candidate for the worst name ever.

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Eva February 28, 2010 at 3:45 pm

OMG AMEN!!! i thought some of the others were VERY VERY horribly bad, but this one takes the cake. It’s like the parents thought “hmmmm Elvis was famous, I want our little jewel to be famous, but we need to be subtle and not outright name him Elvis…..I know!!! DELVIS!” Rearrange the letters you tards; Devils. Not to mention it sounds like some weak little 4-eyed geek that jocks beat up and stole geometry test answers from. Ughhhh!!! I’m sooooo tired of these horrid names!!!


Ally January 10, 2011 at 10:12 pm

Sounds too much like pelvis to me


Ergo Nomic December 14, 2011 at 11:57 pm

looks like it should be D’Elvis


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