Beege

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 30, 2009

Where do you even begin with a disaster like this?  Is it pronounced like the fantastic 70s group?  Or is it “Beej”?  Or maybe even like B.J. (don’t put anything past assholes that do shit like this).

Congrats, Mom and Dad.  You wanted something unique.  I am willing to bet that Beege here is the only child in all of America to have this name.   But what you have also done, most likely because you failed to do any research whatsoever on your made up word, is named you child a slang term for a geek or nerd (according to the Urban Dictionary).  Good going.  Why didn’t you just name the kid Please Kick My Ass?

That one doesn’t phase you?  Your kid’s going to be tough, right — he can handle that!  Okay…I’ll do you one better.  The Urban Dictionary also says that this is a slang term for the anus or referring to anal sex. As in, “So and so is the beege master.”

So long, Beege…we hardly knew ye…

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

Dante Hicks September 8, 2010 at 12:05 am

The baby was named after what the baby’s mother should have given the father instead of what they opted for.

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(Something Clever) April 13, 2011 at 1:12 am

Even better are the other urban dictionary definitions. Including a “blow job” and “referring to anal sex.”

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Captain Obvious February 23, 2012 at 12:40 am

Both parents should be slapped with a cactus.

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