Raineigh

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 29, 2009

Some names are made up with good intentions, despite the fact that they are truly horrible and will be a huge bruden on their children.

Other names, like Raineigh here (pronounced “Rainy”) are nothing more than fucked up people going out of their way to come up with the most fucked up shit they can think of.  I am guessing the bitch that did this to her daughter is either a hippe-wanna-be or a Wiccan.  Either way, she’s an awful, awful person.  Not for her lifestyle, but for her dragging her fucking kid into it before she’s old enough to make the decision for herself.

Raineigh is a forecast, not a name.  There’s nothing good that can come out of naming your kid Raineigh, other than a new word being birthed for Scrabble, and the fact that she will eventually eradicate you from this Earth for fucking her over like that.

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Rayne March 20, 2012 at 12:39 am

You should add my name to the list! I don’t mind it myself, but would strongly suggest against parents naming their kids that due to the “Rain, rain, go away” jokes in elementary school. Not fun.

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Rainnie Bottoms-Barber March 24, 2014 at 11:18 pm

Okay as if Rainnie isn’t bad enough, But Rainnie Bottoms?
My parents must have been on crack!

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