by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 29, 2009

This name was actually posted on a baby names forum, with the headline, “Would she get laughed at for these names?”  The other names this woman listed were Sonnet and Delaney.

The answer is yes, you fucking dolt.  Of course she will.  In fact, you damn well knew it before you asked, or the question wouldn’t have entered your mind.  You never see anyone ask if their kid will get laughed at for the name Ann or Stacey, right?  Because you say them out loud and they don’t sound like shit other than names (like types of poems or the sound of a frat boy vomiting out the window of his Jeep).  You just want at least one person to tell you, “No.  No, those are BEAUTIFUL names!”  Then you have all of the confirmation your tiny little self-centered brain needs to justify this bullshit.

Not surprisingly this woman did not write back other than to say “thanks for your opinions, I am leaning toward Sonnet.”  Well, I’ll tell you right here, ma’am — that is a fucking stupid name and your daughter will suffer in some way or another every day of her life that she has to interact with a new person.

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Holly November 18, 2010 at 9:17 pm

LOL the best part is ANY name you give your child is going to make someone laugh, and mean kids will make fun of your child no matter what (unless they are the ones making the fun) so name your kid Ju Ju Bee if that’s what makes you happy. That way they will immediatly make fun of the kids name rather then the fact that they have you for parents and are therefore also slightly slow…


Herdy-durr April 8, 2011 at 10:57 pm

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