by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 26, 2009

Michael Jackson died yesterday.  The king of fucking pop, and his name was Michael Joseph Jackson.   Michael didn’t have to spend his time getting his ass kicked for a stupid name, and instead focused on being the fucking greatest pop singer that ever lived.

You don’t hear about any kids named Davin excelling at shit, do you?  Of course you don’t.  That’s because Davin is a last name, not a first name — unless you think you’re fucking clever like the parents of this kid I read about here.  Sheesh — Pretty soon we are going to be talking about kids named Schmidt, Johnson and McDonald.

Of course, on the flip side, Michael Jackson did have a kid named Michael that he called Prince, a kid named Prince that he called Blanket and a kid named Paris.  Why do you think he was struck down at the age of 50?  Karma’s a motherfucker — that’s why.

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