by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 25, 2009

Earthh.  Waterr.  Windd.  Heavenn.  Cloudd.  Rainn.

See?  Those all sound like shit too — no matter how many times you repeat the last letter.

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Lynn September 3, 2009 at 10:57 pm

I was going to make my daughters middle name Skyy…but then I didn’t and now it’s Lynn


Lemonjello Redenbacher September 4, 2009 at 6:41 am

Thanks for the trip down memory lane.


Kali January 22, 2010 at 5:33 pm

I was going to name my daughter’s middle name Skye (as in Isle of Skye Scotland where my grandfather was from) until I passed by a strip club and they were advertising a dancer named skye, that pretty much killed that idea.


Lemonjello Redenbacher January 22, 2010 at 5:40 pm

Since I made this post, I learned of a BOY with this name — exact same spelling too. Ouch.

Where was this strip club, Kali — she sounds hot! ;)


Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 5:42 am

I’m surprised I haven’t seen the most ass-pirate name of all time on your list:

Skyler or Skylar

This shit mcnugget of a nickname always makes my skin crawl when I hear it. A pussified version of a perfectly good name like Tyler.


Lemonjello Redenbacher May 8, 2010 at 5:48 am

I figured putting Skylar on the list is kind of like telling Rosie O’Donnell that she’s fat. Sure, it fits…but everyone already knows it.

Skylar is tied with Tanner for the white trashiest of all names.


Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 9:47 am

You’re awesome. This list has me laughing so hard tears are just streaming down my face. Thanks!


Austin Kendall August 14, 2011 at 11:22 am

LEt’s name our kid after a brand of Vodka. Dumbasses…


Lmfao@^ August 30, 2011 at 2:03 pm

Nuff Said, seriously, pretentious parent are killing us all slowly


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