Raden

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 25, 2009

Totally fucking made up.  I mean — this one is not even CLOSE to a real name.  Hell, it’s not even close to a real word!

The closest word, in my mind, would be “raven.”  That would have been shitty enough as a name, but these idiots even toppped that.  Maybe it was just a clerical error on the birth certificate and they were too fucking lazy to cut the red tape to change it.   Nah…fuck that.  I’m not letting them off the hook.  They took a verbal shit and smeared it on their kid.  Assholes.

This is another one that I can’t figure out — whether it’s a boy’s or girl’s name.  A boy would certainly get his ass kicked 365 days per year — 366 on a leap year — so I hope it’s a girl’s name.  It would suck for her too, but she would be less likely to end up in a wheelchair because of it.

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Brienne November 25, 2010 at 8:32 am

This is awfully close to the name Raiden, which is a character from Mortal Kombat. It is not a name for a child, even though Raiden from MK is badass.

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Artemis December 27, 2011 at 5:22 pm

Although everyone on MK pronounces Raiden wrong; it’s Rye-den, not Raid-en :/

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HiHoHiHo September 3, 2015 at 5:23 pm

It reminds me of radon, the deadly gas.

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