Caydance

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 25, 2009

This is one that has been popping up WAY too frequently lately.  It’s also even more annoying than most, because it has hundreds of different spellings — Kadence, Kaydence, Caidence, Kaidance, Kaedinz — all for the same fucking pronunciation.

I have no idea how this one grew in popularity.  I would think that only military families and marching band nerds would name their kids shit like this.  Why would anyone else want to name their daughter something that means “rhythmic” and is only used when discussing some sort of marching?

You know what?  I give up.  In fact, I hope you dipshits start naming your kids after military terms more often.  I hope I start seeing kids named Ambush, Infiltration, Siege and Bayonet.

Hehe…now I sit back and wait.  I am betting that within the next 2 years I see at least 1 kid named Siege…fucking morons…

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Brienne November 25, 2010 at 8:36 am

A guy got a tattoo of his two kids, and this shitcake along with another shitbomb, Addisyn, was their names.

Proof: http://ugliesttattoos.failblog.org/2009/11/02/high-three/

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Captain Obvious February 24, 2012 at 12:17 am

Gah! They look like fucking E.T.

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Anna V December 18, 2012 at 10:22 am

I do have an idea.. they heard Candice, liked it, and decided to unique-nize it.

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Everlynn :( August 26, 2014 at 11:25 pm

That’s my sisters name. She spells it Kaydance.

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