Braxon

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 25, 2009

After a while, it seems like these all sound alike.  For each new name I post, I actually have to go back and look to see if I have previously lambasted the parents.  That’s how fucking stupid these people are — their goal is to make little precious different and special by throwing a created name on him.  Instead, he now sounds like most of the others, and Michael and David are the unique ones.

Braxon  is shit.  Any time you come to an “X” in a name, you know the name is probably a concoction by Mom and Dad.  In fact, most names containing the letter “X” are created just to be different.  True story.

I am guessing that this name came from one of two things — 1) Braxon Industries is the name of the factory that Daddy works in or 2) Mom and Dad took a birthing class, heard about Braxton-Hicks contractions, thought that sounded cool, fucked up the spelling and…voila!

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derp January 12, 2011 at 7:49 pm

“The ‘Braxon’ County Monster,” anyone?

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Ayana April 1, 2011 at 1:50 am

Ugh, really? Braxon is a dog’s name from Ireland. Why? Are they going to start calling their daughters Buttercup now?

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Ashleigh March 10, 2012 at 8:46 pm

I actually know of two children named Braxton. And yep, each time I wondered if the mum had Braxton-Hicks contractions, and thought ‘Oooh, isn’t that nice’.

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John January 3, 2013 at 3:01 pm

Great name- Like it so much we may use it!

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Encyclopedia Brown December 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm

Braxon sound smor elike a disease than a name.

“Give it to me straight doctor.”

” i don’t know how to tell you theis Mr. Johnson but you have Braxon’s disease and you only have six months to live.

Stupid mofo parents never learn!

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Anonymous February 26, 2014 at 12:20 pm

brax is the name of my son. wots your name….fuck head

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 7, 2014 at 10:52 am

Holy shit – YOU have children? We’re all fucked…

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Anonymous November 30, 2015 at 6:34 pm

I really hope that the “Ph.D” added after Mr.Dongle’s name is just for a chuckle. Who cares what name is passed on to a child. Let’s hope the child has a loving family, and eventually the child grows up to be a contributing part of society. This website on the other hand has no contributing values. What a waste of time…

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