Nevaeh

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 24, 2009

Bet you can’t guess where they came up with this name.  Look closely.  Think hard.  Got it yet?  No, of course you don’t, because no one would ever think to spell a baby’s fucking name backward in order to figure out the meaning behind it.  Yeah, that’s right — it’s Heaven spelled backward.  Jesus Christ.

We generally complain that parents who come up with these shit names are vain and want their little projects to be different from all of the rest of the little projects.  This is beyond vanity.  The name “Heaven” would have been vain.  Nevaeh is just plain fucking stupid.

Where can we possibly go from here?  We’ve had made up words, regular names with letters added, regular names with letters removed and replaced by different ones, names that are cities or sports teams and now this shit — normally awful names made even more awful by spelling them backward.

I have never seen anyone go so far out of their way to screw something up.  Ever.  I can’t even fathom a way that anyone could take a more fucked up route to get to a child’s name.   That being said, I bet I stumble across one some day…

{ 36 comments… read them below or add one }

annie December 3, 2009 at 1:03 am

AMEN!

my
comment
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too
short
hopefully
this
works

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nevaeh March 1, 2015 at 4:45 pm

hey that’s my name whats so wrong with it

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Yurik Hunt May 8, 2010 at 10:42 am

they should name their second kid Tnuc.

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Bill June 6, 2010 at 11:28 am

Had a customer in my transmission shop come in with a newborn. Unfortunately, I figured out the meaning to this name very quickly, because this poor infant’s mother named her this. Jeez.

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meh December 9, 2010 at 1:34 am

You wanna know what’s worse than this? Heaven Neveah. I had a friend who wanted to name her kid that. She had a boy instead.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 9, 2010 at 7:31 am

God God, Meh – where do you live…Mars? You sure have a lot of people around you who name their kids complete shit! I’m glad you are sane, but you need to get away from them before it rubs off on you.

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Sarah May 28, 2011 at 12:33 pm

Thank you. This is my least favorite kid name – it just DRIVES ME INSANE.

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nevaeh March 1, 2015 at 4:50 pm

you know what drive me INSANE ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………. sarah

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Beth June 23, 2011 at 12:53 am

I almost cried when I read that one of the most common twin girl name pairs in 2010 were Heaven and Nevaeh. Those poor children.

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Pam May 2, 2012 at 12:43 pm

Neveah is a sure fire way to guarantee her future as a stripper. Seems most of these kids are born to very trashy people. Maybe if there were boy/girl twins they could be neveah and lleh

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Leah September 5, 2012 at 1:03 am

Geez, even when I even read the name “Nevaeh” I feel like I’m going to throw up. I gag when I hear it.

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Nevaeh Stanford February 12, 2016 at 9:11 pm

Oh and Leah is better not i f I named my dog Leah I would kill myself

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M April 3, 2013 at 4:54 am

This should be #1 on a “please never name your kid this” list

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Yes December 9, 2013 at 12:45 am

Isn’t something spelt backwards supposed to be more satanic than holy?

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Lemonjello Redenbacher December 9, 2013 at 11:53 am

I don’t know that to be true, but I certainly like the idea, so I’m going with it.

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person1222223yup August 24, 2014 at 10:05 am

guess what
Pam

my sister’s named nevaeh and she’s autistic and if you think everyone named nevaeh will be a stripper your very wrong

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Lemonjello Redenbacher August 25, 2014 at 8:56 am

Not with that attitude she won’t!

Also, you spelled “you’re” wrong.

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neveh August 30, 2014 at 9:24 pm

my name is not stupid

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Lemonjello Redenbacher September 1, 2014 at 3:06 pm

It is. But that doesn’t mean you’re stupid.

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nevaeh March 1, 2015 at 4:47 pm

you are a
asshole

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Pepper August 4, 2015 at 11:14 am

Nevaeh, you’re not helping your cause. You are “an” asshole. :-P

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Jaden September 29, 2014 at 1:30 am

I have met two people named Nevaeh, they were both very smart and kind people. I actually like that name and though I disagree with your opinion i have met some people who have butchered that name. I met someone who was planning on naming her child Nevaeh-LeeAM’thyst and she went through with it.

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KingsX October 16, 2014 at 4:57 pm

Hey hey, just because your name is stupid, doesn’t mean YOU are stupid, it just means your parents are. Either that, or hipsters…not sure what’s worse.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher October 17, 2014 at 9:00 am

You said it, KingsX

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Nevaeh Stanford February 12, 2016 at 9:16 pm

Your a dick did you know that go fuck your self

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Lemonjello Redenbacher March 4, 2016 at 1:51 pm

*you’re

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nevaeh March 1, 2015 at 4:49 pm

why is my name sooo dumb?! I think its amazing! my parents thought it was a great name for their great child

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nevaeh April 18, 2015 at 2:18 am

Stop being stupid your name is just as bad I love my name and my parents don’t think of me as a goodie goodie so stop being jerks and find something else to do that to insult kids like me and get a life

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Caoimhín January 9, 2016 at 5:37 pm

What kid are you to be awake at this time?

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Aine June 21, 2015 at 11:59 am

To be honest, this post is disgusting. Regardless of your opinion on the name, there is no need to make these comments re children because of the name their parents’ decided to give them.
Name your child what you wish, definitely no reason to ridicule another.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher June 24, 2015 at 12:21 pm

Yes – because no one will ever make fun of them if I don’t point it out. THAT’S THE POINT OF THE SITE YOU FUCKING MORON!

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Aine June 28, 2015 at 7:33 pm

Did I say that no one will pick on someone named Nevaeh because of them name? Why would you go to lengths of a blog and video?
Your mother is a fucking moron, evidently.

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Lemonjello Redenbacher July 6, 2015 at 3:00 pm

Maybe she was – she was murdered by someone named Aine and I never got to ask her. But to answer your question, my reasons are a) because no one else is calling these fucks out and b) money.

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Caoimhín January 9, 2016 at 5:35 pm

Whomever names their girl Nevaeh should get a free vacation.

To Auschwitz.

In 1941.

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WhatYouCallMe May 12, 2016 at 3:21 pm

Whoever name their kid Nevaeh got to be certified. I once met a girl called Heaven-Leigh, straight up! She was a stunner tho tbf!

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Nevaeh June 6, 2016 at 10:22 am

My name is Nevaeh my brothers is named Jeaven their is nothing wrong with our name ya they both have heaven in it but that deosnt mean anything you all are just pussies

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