Dake

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 24, 2009

 

As my good friend Orangello Jenkins said when he tipped me off to this name, “Are you fucking kidding me?”

Are you fucking kidding me, indeed.  This is not a name, no matter how you slice it.  It’s just not.  At best it’s the non-name Drake, broken down into more of a non-name than it already was.  At worst, it’s word pulled directly from Jabberwocky.  No matter what, it’s a symbol of 2 people’s undying stupidity and their fucking up of an innocent child.

I am basically at a loss for words.  This would be atrocious as a middle name, which is the name usually reserved for the “family heirloom” name or the “crazy idea” name.  As a first name, it’s nothing short of criminal.

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Natalie July 27, 2009 at 1:40 pm

It reminds me of “dank,” which it would inevitably get mistaken for.

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Kathleen November 27, 2011 at 2:31 pm

I think they forgot the r in Drake.

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