…and tons of other fucked up spellings that this one can be found under.
This “one-sex-fits-all” pseudonym is popping up fairly often these days. It must haved been on a soap opera, reality show, in People magazine or on Perez Hilton’s shitty blog. Those are the places where people that name their kids shit like this spend all of their free time.
On a whim I searched for the meaning of this name. Turns out it’s a mash-up of a couple of Irish names (surprise, surprise), and it means “battle.” Let’s hope you are what you’re named in this case, because these little fuckers that get this one pinned on them are in for a lifetime of battles.
Here’s to you little Cadens of the world. Mom and Dad fucked you up from the get go — let’s hope you’re strong enough to “battle” your way out of it.