Eydee

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 23, 2009

Another dandy from Parenting magazine.  It seems to me that no matter how cute your little bundle of joy is, if he or she does not have some fucked up moniker, the kid isn’t getting in the magazine.  And we all know that the parents that name their kids stupid shit like this are the same kind that crave the attention of having their little doll in a big time magazine.

This has to be one of the worst I have ever seen.  I cannot begin to imagine what they were thinking when they invented this name.  Seriously — no jokes or spin on this one.  I can’t find a way to make my mind go to whatever places theirs went to when this seemed like a word that should become a child’s name.  Sorry, I don’t have that part in my brain.

This name is so silly that I would be willing to bet that 80% of the parents of the other kids on this blog would look at it and say, “Wow.  That is one stupid fucking name.”

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Gerbert January 12, 2011 at 8:23 pm

Is it supposed to be pronounced “Heidi?”

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Captain Obvious February 24, 2012 at 9:59 pm

Probably “eye-dee.”

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Anna V December 18, 2012 at 10:27 am

Sister of Eeyore.

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Matt December 26, 2013 at 9:42 pm

Let’s just HOPE that it’s a girl’s name.

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