Layna

by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 22, 2009

Ever notice how most of these cutesy little bullshit names that these awful parents come up with these days ends with the “uh” sound?  Layna, Kirrah, Soraya, Kylea, Ceara, etc.  How ironic is it that these assholes are trying to be “unique”, but instead their kid’s name sounds like all of the rest of the parents that are trying the same shit?  Should have gone with Ann, assholes.

So I saw this name, and I had never heard it before, so I Googled it and what I found proves my fucking point EXACTLY!  The following is an entry from the Urban Dictionary:

Layna – A beautiful, funny, loving, hott, sexy, crazy, party naked kind of girl whose best friend is almost always lesbian/Bi, usually with red or brown hair.

See?  Your daughter is already a slut.   She will spend her entire life living up to others’ expectations, and those expectations are that she be an alcoholic party girl who is sensational at fellatio.  She can do nothing to avoid it, and it’s all your fault.  I hope you’re happy.

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MercedesLisette April 10, 2012 at 4:55 am

Well, as awful as Layna is, you can look up the most classic name you can think of of UrbanDictionary (try Thomas, Daniel, Amelia, Evangeline and Elizabeth) and find an entry like that, because anyone who sticks their own name into UrbanDictionary is going to be obnoxious. Layna does create expectations, though.

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