by Lemonjello Redenbacher on June 22, 2009

Well, that didn’t last very long.  THIS is now the worst name I have seen to date.

I don’t even know where to begin with this one.  This sounds more like an expression of shock than a name.  Where does a shitty parent even come up with something like this?  Do they love electronic jazz music?  Did they name him after the load that Daddy shot in Mommy’s womb?  Are they addicted to heroin?

The problem is that these parents think they’re so fucking cute when they do shit like this.  I guarantee you they both giggled and high-fived each other when they came up with it.   They tell everyone within earshot his name, because they are so fucking proud that they made it up and he is the only one in the world with this name.  I bet they are more proud of the name than they are of the fucking kid himself.

Poor bastard.  Let’s hope he grows up big and tough.  If not, he will most likely be beaten and tormented on a daily basis, thanks to his parents’ fun little game of human Boggle.

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